Someone at work said offhandedly that he thought that Mormons wear special underwear. This sounded very odd to me so I went on-line and searched for evidence of this "Mormon underwear." To my surprise I found that it exists! Apparently Mormon's have "garments" that they think prevent bad things from happening to them. Basically they're long underwear with symbols sewn into them over the breasts. Women wear these things UNDER their bras (and other unmentionables). There is a great thread of ex-mormons discussing their magic underwear here. It's amazing to me that when a lot of these people stoped wearing their "garmies" they seriously thought that they would be hit by a car or something else equally bad.
So, factor in my overactive imagination and what do you have? A superhero wearing long underwear. Picture him standing in the typical superhero pose, hands on hips, chest out, wide stance... "You can't hurt me! I'm Magic Mormon Underwear Man!"
I also found this article. It's a really good rundown of all of the contradictions of Joseph Smith (the founder of Mormonism) and Mormonism itself. I admit I've never really known that much about Mormons, but the more I'm reading the more I'm learning how strange it is. They're seeming more cult-ish to me by that second.
I'm done now, I was just so flabergasted by the magic underwear that I had to post it!
Comments (16)
I don't think you should judge Mormons on their gammies. It is part of their religion and has nothing to do with who they are. They are the best people on this earth. I admire them all the way. So please just leave them alone.
Sincerely,
Want to convert
Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2003 4:50 PM
Posted on June 23, 2003 16:50
Haha. That's great. I want magic underwear.
Posted by Deftones5869 | July 14, 2003 3:36 PM
Posted on July 14, 2003 15:36
Is this "Magical Underwear" impervious to hash marks?
Posted by Nino Noonan | July 17, 2003 1:06 PM
Posted on July 17, 2003 13:06
The magic begins when my underwear comes off!!!
Posted by Magic in my underwear man!!! | July 20, 2003 2:47 AM
Posted on July 20, 2003 02:47
Is that when you find your little pennis?
Posted by bs | August 11, 2003 12:54 PM
Posted on August 11, 2003 12:54
I was hoping to find a photo of Mormon underwear, but no such luck. Why?
Posted by Frank | August 15, 2003 2:05 AM
Posted on August 15, 2003 02:05
Here you go.......(this whole thing is freaky)
http://nowscape.com/mormon/undrwrmo.htm
Posted by Ali | October 16, 2003 12:45 PM
Posted on October 16, 2003 12:45
My friend and I tried to launch a whole chain of Magic Mormon underwear, but it never took off. After seasons of loss, we just assumed our market we were appealing to wasn't big or strange enough.....
Posted by Zach | October 20, 2003 7:53 PM
Posted on October 20, 2003 19:53
the symbols are masonic!
Posted by mountain meadow | January 26, 2004 8:50 PM
Posted on January 26, 2004 20:50
the symbols are masonic!
Posted by mountain meadow | January 26, 2004 8:51 PM
Posted on January 26, 2004 20:51
c'mon people, I thought everybody knew that the first public display of power in their magic underpants "garments" was by mary poppins. Hey,don't feel bad I thought it was the umbrella too.
Posted by hardrock702003 | April 20, 2004 12:52 PM
Posted on April 20, 2004 12:52
My underware may not be magical, but it sure is righteous, because every time I have sex my girlfriend say, oh god! oh god! oh god!!!
Posted by Mike | April 24, 2004 7:47 AM
Posted on April 24, 2004 07:47
Well, I must say...I made more mistakes being the best Mormon that I could be...until I was raped by a High Council. I was then told that it was a secret. I told anyway. I was then excommunicated and then I was labled as a "seductive woman," and that all members must stay away from me. Not only for being beautiful (as satan is deceiving), but I will make up stories about the seductive venture that you had with me. To me it was like, "you damn lady," you should be in hell for making us look bad..."why didn't you just keep your mouth shut." "You didn't, and you are a risk in letting us be known, so GET OUT!" Well, the High Council member was excommunicated, but not for what had happened, but because he wanted to be excommunicated. This High Council ex-member then said that he wasn't to sure if it was a true church because there are alot of satanic rituals and symbols with words that occur in the Temple's. Well, as a none mormon, I am happier and I live my life without thinking that every move I make is the day of judgement among all the good people of mormon ethics.
Posted by Make ME An Angel | May 30, 2004 6:47 PM
Posted on May 30, 2004 18:47
what is magic under wear
Posted by lesley williams | June 4, 2004 11:40 PM
Posted on June 4, 2004 23:40
the masons, the mormons, the shriners, the roman catholic church, the illuminati all wear special under pants. there powers are useless against me for i am wearing tin foil under wear.
Posted by nathan wilson | June 6, 2004 3:12 PM
Posted on June 6, 2004 15:12
Great visiting that pencils.glamourseller.com store on-line.
Posted by * | March 22, 2012 3:35 PM
Posted on March 22, 2012 15:35